Did you know they are married?

So I haven't done this in awhile, but after the morning I've had, I feel like it's appropriate for today.

Did you  know these two were married? Whaaa, you say!? 

So, get this. We keep ABC on in our office. This lady (whom I can barely understand because her English is sooo terrible) says "She married to much older man."

I'm thinking, well I don't know  how much older Mr. Mark Consuelos is, but he may look a little older. Whatever.

"Ohhh, there he is. That her husband!" she screams, pointing at the television.

It's freakin' Regis Philbin....ya know...her co-host. They are doing their little bit before the guests come on. I said, "No. That's not her husband."

She proceeds to yell in a matter of fact tone, "Yes, it is. That her husband. I know it is."

So instead of arguing with the idiot, I just say, "Oh. Ok."

Lady. Are you off your rocker. First, any  idiot that watches the show knows they are not married. Second, why yell at me? About someone being married (who obviously isn't)?

I had more, but I think I'm going to just leave it with this one. By the time I'm finished with all of the insane people I deal with, I could have written a book, and I want to spare you, fine readers.

Hope your day is starting better than mine!

Peace & Blessings, y'all.