IF

Animals have Facebook,these are most likely to be their Status Updates :

Cockroach : "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step.. Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle."


Chicken : "If tomorrow I am not updating my status, means I am being served at KFC.
Love you all....."

Cow : "Huh! They are touching my breast again..what they think I am! Bitch?"

Mosquito : "I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking !!!"

Octopus : "I have just refilled my ink..Horray!!"

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Cow : "Friends, don’t go out.Hari Raya Korban holiday is coming."


Pig writes a comment on Goat's status : “Luckily I am haram”

Cow replies :“Don’t you remember that after Hari Raya Korban is the Chinese New Year..?

After human read their status updated

*of course human need to add them as friend first lahh, but who will add cockroach and mosquito as friend? The problem is how the hell we gonna know them? LoL*




Our reaction?!

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHA
笑瓜我！