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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Review: Lola Versus


Lola Versus arrives with an impeccable "indie" pedigree. Greta Gerwig (Greenberg, Damsels in Distress) is an adorable darling of low-budget movies, an approachable girl that, refreshingly, doesn't look like she could moonlight as a model. And director Daryl Wein and co-star/co-writer Zoe Lister Jones came from a nifty little New York romance, Breaking Upwards, that hinted at more good things to come.

Yet it plays out with shocking shallowness, as if the script had accidentally slipped from Katherine Heigl's table and been devoured like scraps by lesser-paid talents. Gerwig plays 29 year-old Lola, who is about to marry Luke (Joel Kinnaman). Horribly, she seems happier about getting married than about marrying a particular person. Perhaps understandably, then, Luke bolts.

For the rest of the movie we watch as Lola uses her pluckiness to get through, sleeping with a strange prison architect, taking knuckleheaded advice from her best pal Alice (Lister Jones), and hanging out with her "best friend" (hint, hint) Henry (Hamish Linklater). Debra Winger even shows up for a few scenes as Lola's mom, as does Bill Pullman -- separately -- as her dad.

The thing is, Gerwig is delightful, but she's in a constant wrestling match between her lively instincts and the dead instincts of the material, which insist on defining a woman by her relationships to men. A supposedly ambiguous, triumphant ending doesn't help much, as it doesn't really follow what came before it; it feels like one of those "alternate" endings that never made it past a test audience.

Aside from the gritty look, which appears as if the movie were actually shot on New York City streets, rather than a Hollywood set built to look like New York, Lola Versus is pretty much the textbook, lazy romantic comedy. I wonder if it's this lack of shininess that has made the movie almost totally evaporate from my head, mere weeks after seeing it?

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Review: Battleship


At some point, in some Hollywood pitch meeting, someone said "alien invasion" and "based on a popular board game" at the same time, and the green light went on faster than an exploding robot.

Thus, Battleship was born.

Alien invasion movies usually work based on three things: strong characters, cool aliens, and a good idea. Battleship has boring characters, boring aliens, and a couple of minor ideas so stupid that they may elicit a temporary smile.

It begins with the hero, Alex Hopper (Taylor Kitsch), as a lovable, scruffy loser who accidentally wreaks havoc while trying to impress a girl (Brooklyn Decker). Later, he joins the Navy and becomes a lieutenant, and he's not so scruffy or lovable anymore.

The girl turns out to be the daughter of an admiral (Liam Neeson). After Alex fails to ask the admiral for permission to marry his daughter, the aliens attack.

They look pretty much like giant Transformers, with Power Rangers stocked inside. The alien ships and armor contain a sensor that shows whether something is violent or not: green means safe, and red means violent. (How does it know?) If it's red, they blow it up.

Meanwhile, we get scenes of the girlfriend, a scientist (Hamish Linklater), and a wounded army vet with prosthetic legs (Gregory D. Gadson, who, in a tip of the hat to The Best Years of Our Lives, is the real thing), trying to sabotage the aliens' communications.

We also get the obligatory scenes with the Secretary of Defense and a bunch of other guys sitting around a big table.

The first stupid idea is how the movie fits in the "Battleship" board game motif; immune to radar, the surviving sailors figure out a way to track them using water displacement, electronic buoys and a computer grid. The scene only lasts a few minutes, but it's fun.

Then, when all the destroyers are sunk, the crew is forced to bring out a 70 year-old battleship, complete with its crew, a team of aging Korean War veterans that knows how to run her (shades of Space Cowboys). These old guys get no real names or characters, but they do get to swear from time to time, which is supposed to be cute.

The rest is visual effects, explosions, and pop star Rihanna, who gets to be sassy in her acting debut.

Director Peter Berg (The Kingdom, Hancock) doesn't so much direct as copy older ideas and throw money at them. If this is entertainment, we're sunk.