The Oscars!

I would like to thank the Academy . . . 

Tomorrow night is one of the most magical nights of the year . . .

The Academy Awards.

Each year, all of the A list celebs gather together to celebrate this magical night.

And each year, I gather around a television to celebrate with them.

I print out ballots. I make a dessert. We order greasy food.

The Oscars is one of my favorite nights of the year.

And then for a week or so preceding I imagine myself as a famous actress.

I have just starred in some heart breaking role and was awarded the academy award.

Following is the speech I would deliver:

First and foremost I want to thank God, without whom I wouldn't be standing where I am now. 

Next I would like to thank . . . Aaaahh, Oh my goodness, I can't believe I am standing here right now!

I would like to thank my magnificent family, who believed in me through and through. 

Without you, I would never have had the courage or audacity to follow my dream!

I would like to thank the director and cast for supporting me and helping me through this production. You are incredible and part of me now.

I would like to thank the academy! There are so many beautiful and talented women nominated tonight and it is such an honor to even be in a category with them. 

Last but not least, I would like to thank my brilliant self.

Without my talent and charisma I never would be standing here today.

So here is to me. Thanks for being so absolutely fantastic.

xoxoxo