Friday Letters

I love Friday blogging for this linkup alone.
 

Dear Raelyn Elise- Aunt Mel is so very glad you have arrived. You are healthy, beautiful, and I'm already enamored by you. I can't wait to watch you grow up. I can't wait to spoil you rotten. You have so many people that love you, and two people that will be amazing parents. You are already one lucky little girl.

Dear Saturday Morning- I never thought I would say this, but I dread seeing you come. I'm waking up at 4:00 am so I can join my work crew for a Warrior Dash.  (Watch video below if you have no idea what that is.) Most of the guys at work make up the team Crash Test Dummies (We work at a collision center, so it's fitting, yes?) to race. It's for St. Jude's Children's Hospital, which is my favorite charity.

And don't you all think I'm running my happy butt in it.  This girl doesn't run; unless it's through the store during a major sale. So I'm just going to cheer them on.

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Dear Chuys- I love you. Your food is so yummy. And that Jalepeno Dip? Oh em gee. So good. I think I could visit you weekly, and be A-OK with it.

Dear Best Friends- I've missed you whores this week. From now on, you aren't allowed to go on vacation (unless I'm going with....) or have family come down (unless I have something to do...), because I've been bored. Majorly.

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Dear Monday- PMS got the best of me that day. I was snappy, impatient, and was pretty much a bitch all day long. I'm sorry if you had to come into contact with me that day. It was rough.

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Maybe I should make this for you.

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Dear Some ecards- Thank you for your existence. You  never fail to make me laugh. You say what everyone else is thinking. You give me tons of cards to pin. And you have a card for every little thing. What would I do without  you?

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Happy Friday, kids!

Funnies on Friday

Hallelujah, y'all, it's Friday! I thought I'd end the week with some laughs that I've found on Pinterest.

I have this allergy a lot!

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Do you know Bennett? Oh my word, you must check him out. Go here!

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Gotta love the girls.

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This is so true!

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So is this one....totally true!

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Did this yesterday afternoon after a crazy customer left.

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Oh...so that's the issue?!

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And finally, my favorite girl, Tray-say.

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Have a great weekend, lovelies! :)

Confessions

Here we go again, ladies!
I confess that I think I'm going through pre-menopausal hot flashes. I'm in my late 20's, and sometimes get so hot, I can't even think! I do therapy in a small observation room, about the size of a walk in closet, with now air. It's miserable! Today, I think I sweated of about 5 lbs, my face was bright red, my shirt and bra were wet....I mean this is not normal!!!

I confess that I watched the Republican National Debate last night, the 2nd time I've watched, and STILL have no clue who I am going to vote for. How in the world do you decide???

I confess I bought The Lincoln Lawyer last night for only $15 bucks. Whoop!!! Love that movie!

I confess I bought a Halloween costume last night too. I'm not sure I love it, but it was only $20 (I don't like paying a lot when you only wear it once!) What do you think? What are you going to dress up as?

I'm not as thin as this gal, and it looks cheaper in person. But what do you think?

What are you guys confessing today? Please share!

Have an awesome Friday. Peace & Blessings. :)

Friday Funny

I saw this on Ms. Kelly's blog and had to join in on the fun. Who cares if this is my second post/link up today.

You may not get this if you aren't from KY.

The year is 2016 and the United States has just elected the first woman

president, who happens to be from Kentucky.  A few days after the

election the president-elect, whose name is Susan, calls her father and

says, 'So, Dad, I assume you will be coming to my  inauguration?'
 

'I don't think so. It's an 8 to 10 hour drive." 

'Don't worry about it Dad, I'll send Air Force One. And a limousine

will pick you up at your door.'

'I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy. What would your

mother wear?'

Oh Dad," replies Susan, 'I'll make sure she has a wonderful

gown custom-made by the best designer in Washington ...'

'Honey,' Dad complains, 'you know I can't eat those rich

foods you eat.'

The President-to-be responds, 'Don't worry Dad. The entire

affair will be handled by the best caterer in Washington ,

I’ll ensure your meals are salt free. You and mom just 

have to be there.’'
So Dad reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan is

being sworn in as President of the United States . In the front

row sits the new president's Dad and Mom. Dad noticing the

senator sitting next to him leans over and whispers, 'You see

that woman over there with her hand on the Bible, becoming

President of the United States .’

The Senator whispers back, 'You bet I do.'
 

Dad says proudly, 'Her brother played basketball at Kentucky!"

Basketball is the biggest thing about KY. Some of you may know what I'm talking about. :)

Don't forget to go to Kelly's blog and link up!