Friday Letters...

...because they're my fave.



Dear Heat Wave- Please go far far away. This isn't the equater. We aren't in hell....that I know of. Temps above 85 make me too hot, and when I get hot, I get grumpy. No one wants that.

Dear Bloggers- I absolutely hate reading sponsored posts. I get that you are doing it for money, but I always hit that red X at the top of my screen when I see that it's a sponsored post. And honestly, how many of you are being for real. You can't LOVE every single thing you're given to review.

Dear precious therapy kid- I'm so so glad I'm working with you again in therapy. You have changed so much in the past 6 months since I've worked with you, and have come so far. I've missed your sweet, little face.

Dear W & M- I look good in my pink tee. Hahahahaha. or something like that.

Dear Magic Mike- I'm. So. Excited. to see you tomorrow night. I'm just going to throw this out there...the plot looks so freakin' stupid, but I don't even care. If I can stare at a bunch of hot, semi-naked men for 2 hours, then I'm there. I'm on my way to the bank to pick up some singles now.

Dear Sarah (@Waiting on the Butterflies)- I hope to see your face tomorrow night. We are already internet bffs and twins, so we better make it official and become IRL friends too. Right? Right?

Dear Friday- Thank you for coming. #ThatIsAll

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I love Friday blogging for this linkup alone.
 

Dear Raelyn Elise- Aunt Mel is so very glad you have arrived. You are healthy, beautiful, and I'm already enamored by you. I can't wait to watch you grow up. I can't wait to spoil you rotten. You have so many people that love you, and two people that will be amazing parents. You are already one lucky little girl.

Dear Saturday Morning- I never thought I would say this, but I dread seeing you come. I'm waking up at 4:00 am so I can join my work crew for a Warrior Dash.  (Watch video below if you have no idea what that is.) Most of the guys at work make up the team Crash Test Dummies (We work at a collision center, so it's fitting, yes?) to race. It's for St. Jude's Children's Hospital, which is my favorite charity.

And don't you all think I'm running my happy butt in it.  This girl doesn't run; unless it's through the store during a major sale. So I'm just going to cheer them on.

Source: tumblr.com via Melanie on Pinterest

Dear Chuys- I love you. Your food is so yummy. And that Jalepeno Dip? Oh em gee. So good. I think I could visit you weekly, and be A-OK with it.

Dear Best Friends- I've missed you whores this week. From now on, you aren't allowed to go on vacation (unless I'm going with....) or have family come down (unless I have something to do...), because I've been bored. Majorly.

Source: blondebirdie.com via Melanie on Pinterest

Dear Monday- PMS got the best of me that day. I was snappy, impatient, and was pretty much a bitch all day long. I'm sorry if you had to come into contact with me that day. It was rough.

Source: someecards.com via Melanie on Pinterest

Maybe I should make this for you.

Source: meow-kitty-meowmeow.tumblr.com via Melanie on Pinterest

Dear Some ecards- Thank you for your existence. You  never fail to make me laugh. You say what everyone else is thinking. You give me tons of cards to pin. And you have a card for every little thing. What would I do without  you?

Source: tumblr.com via Melanie on Pinterest

Happy Friday, kids!

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Dear Arnold Palmer- Thank you for making such a delicious drinky drink. I've been drinking the half tea/half lemonade concoction all week, and I'm in love.

Dear Pinterest-  Some of your recipes pinned suck. Stay tuned next week, folks. I'm going to share my disappointment in the kitchen.

Dear Jewelry Nut Auctions- I have a love/hate relationship with you. I LOVE putting "SOLD OOT" under your pretty pictures of necklaces, earrings, and bracelets, but my bank account hates it. It's really a shame that you don't do returns too, because I have some things I just don't love, and I feel like I've wasted that money.

Dear  Rajon Rondo- I'm not an NBA fan. I just don't think it's exciting. But, I have been watching you some, and am so proud that you are a former Kentucky Wildcats player. You kick ass on the court, and you are a big reason I'm watching these playoffs. Go Rondo!

Dear Blog Friends- I know I said it the other day, but reunion is TOMORROW, and I'm freaking out. Please say a prayer for my sanity tomorrow night. I don't know why I'm such a nervous wreck, but I am. I'm sure after I get there, I'll be fine....but I'm so anxious!

Hope each and every one of you have an amazing weekend! :)

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Dear humidity- Please go away. My hair more than triples in size when you are here. It loses it's curl and becomes a large skanky mess. You are not doing anyone any favors by being here.

Dear yard sale buyers- Please come to my house and buy my junk. I have so much stuff and I really need to get rid of it. And the money would really  be helpful!

Dear student loans- You really are stressing me out. How can one freaking degree cost so much money? And I'm not even using you. Just think of what I could do with that extra money. Ugh.

Dear judgemental mean streak inside of me- You are fun. You make people laugh. But maybe we should try a vacation for awhile. I'm just saying that the nice girl wants to come out and try this life for awhile.

Dear houseboat- I love you. I would live on you forever. You are so fun. Please be mine. Or at least someone that loves me and would let me use you every weekend. Thanks.

Happy Friday, y'all! :)

Friday Letters

Here we go....

Dear 3 Day Weekend:  Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I've so needed you in my life.

Dear Future Car: You are making it extremely difficult to find you. Please show up in my life soon, before I have a hissy fit. I have no patience and this waiting game is NOT fun!

Dear Name Brand Whores: I find it annoying that you must always name-brand drop at every moment possible. No, I don't care if your purse is a Louis or from freakin Walmart. It doesn't make me like you more or want to read your blog more if you paid an insane amount of money for a bag or shoes or whatever it is that you keep shoving down our throats.

Dear Blue Pants: I'm so glad I found you at the Old Navy for only $15 dollas. Holla! You are so pretty. I want more of you!

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This is my first link up with Ashley at Adventures of Newlyweds. Let's see how I do...

Dear Anthony Davis:  Yes, you may be a big athlete superstar, but be nice to your fans. Just be nice in general.

Dear Emotions: Stop being so janky. You worry too much. You take things to personally. Stop with the tears. You're making me look cray-cray, and I certainly don't need any help with that.

Dear Ho Trods (or Hot Rods to most peeps): Thank you for providing lots of entertainment for me and my frands. Who knew that a baseball game with ballpark hot dogs could make this gal have so much fun?

Dear Bluegrass: A HUGE thank you for finally getting the iPhone. I will have you in a mere month, and will FINALLY be able to play draw something and instagram! Can. Not. Wait.

Dear Mia: Mommy loves you, but it would be awesome if you would sleep through the night. You are almost 5. Isn't it about time you hold your bladder until I feel it necessary to wake up?

Happy Friday, y'all! :)