Golden Globes Fashion Review

I absolutely love judging other people's clothing (I know, I know....) and my dream job would be to sit among the bitches on Fashion Police. So, here's my rundown from last night's fashions.

And a note: There are several more looks I hated than loved. There were plenty I liked, but didn't want to bore you with those.

This time, let's start with the bad.

Looks I Hated:

Jessica Biel

Looks like a wedding dress from the 80's. Oh and she used some scrapbooking scissors to cut a slit up to her peekachoo.

Amanda Peete

Four dated valances were stitched together to form this number.

Angelia Jolie

Blah. I just don't like this woman, so maybe it would have been more acceptable to me on someone else.

Charlize Theron

What the hell? I think she used Gwyneth Paltrow's dress from the 90's, and added an odd bow. Bad, Charlize.

Dianna Agron

Yuck. This looks like the dress Katniss wore (in my mind) for the tournament parade (from Hunger Games).
Don't you agree?

Kelly Osbourne

Old. Boring. Matronly. I guess it goes along with the gray hair though.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

No words are needed, oh my. Don't wear your  paint drop cloth to the Red Carpet.

Tilda Swinton

She is always bad. Girl needs a stylist.

The In-Between:

Freida Pinto

Pretty color, but the fit on this is horrible.

Heidi Klum

I absolutely LOVE this look, but not for the Red Carpet. Maybe something on MTV.

Naya Rivera

I'm all about gray, but hate the seam up the middle, the high neck, and it's just boring. Add some jewels or colorful accessories.

Sofia Vergara

Let me make it clear that I believe this woman is beautiful and has a figure to die for. BUT, I'm tired of seeing the same silhouette every red carpet. The color is gorgeous.

Looks I Loved:

Jessica Alba

Pretty color. Pretty cut. Pretty beading. Pretty pretty pretty.



Kate Beckinsale

This was a popular color, and I think Kate pulled it off the best. Love this cut and muted details.



Stacey Keibler

Stunning in red. This look is a classic for sure; can't you see this being worn 10, 15, 20 years from now?

And for the Worst Look Of The Night:

Piper PeraBOO to this dress

She looks like a child who is dressing up in her mother's old clothes. Just bad.

And The Best Dressed:

Salma Hayak!

I have to chose Salma Hayak as best dressed. I love the black and gold. I love the top beading. And I love that there was no other look similar to this on the red carpet. Gorgeous!

Photos from people.com

What did you think of my choices? Let me know!